i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
