the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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