just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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