He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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