Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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