just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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