I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
