The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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