drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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