Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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