guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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