:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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