I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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