in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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