you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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