Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's blow job season.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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