PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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