we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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