I'm really into asian looking animals
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
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