I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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