So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
