nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
he puts the penis in happiness.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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