I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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