so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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