Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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