A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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