i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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