Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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