so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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