i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Can I color on your dick again?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
