does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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