Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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