i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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