She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I need water and some morals
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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