This girl is more easily done than said...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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