I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
