i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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