Pappa wants mamma naked
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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