She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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