You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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