i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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