Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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