oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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