Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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