You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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