Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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