Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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