They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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