i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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