Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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