Where did you get a picture of my penis
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
do herpes really smell.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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